Firstly, i know some af you peeps will be having your exams soon. and you're so stressed out, you actually spent 130 bucks calling me. don't get me wrong, i'm not complaining.. afterall, it does give me something to do in the wee hours of the morning.. plus you're paying... =D
but u know what? sometimes you're so friggin stressed you became totally nuts. please. don't scream at me because your brother annoyed you. i friggin pisses me off (are u surprised?) so chill.. and try the stress reduction thingy on top. its guarenteed to knock you out - just without all that alcohol. imagine how much money you will save... ^^
fortunately for you, i'm such a gooood friend. therefore, i just wanna know that yes, u can call me anytime you feel you need to talk =) (no guarentees on me picking up though..) but hey, chill alright?
alternatively, you can try this:-
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?" "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room =P
* try at your own risk! i shall not be held responsible for any negative results that may occur. however, you can thank me if it worked =P
*it's a good thing i don't have anymore exams..*
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*jz friggin stressful assignments*
those of you comtemplating suicide, don't call me. call the Befrienders or something. i'm not tht good at sweet talking. and i if i do attempt, you'd probably kill urself jz so i'd shut up =/
just checked my Tagged account. and guess what i found. friggin pervs adding me. i get like all these wierd msges about ppl asking me if i wanna hv sex.. wtf?? here's one who's really despo:
"Luv is nt about findin d right person,but creating aright relationship.It's not about hw much luv u havein d beginning but how much luv u build till theend....If it is meant 2 be,our hearts will find each other when we meet.& if our hearts melt 2gether so will our bodies and souls.Then every word & everytouch will fuel our passion flame.I will be yours, youwill be mine,& we will be one! hope to hear frm u soon gorgeous. v hug and kisses!!"
*in case u were wondering, i didn't post the dumb fcking idiotic pervert old man stupid msg cz its censored. and disgusting. and besides, i hv underaged kids reading my blog. *hint* jolyn*... lolx
1 comment:
Stressed is Desserts spelled backward... I fail to notice that.
Talk about the old man, he's creative though, I like the poem he wrote heh.
On the good side, you're charming and it's inevitable.
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